A Guy’s Guide to Scoring !!!!!

WORLD OF ROMANCE : As seen from a MAN’s perspective

In the world of romance, rules apply

1 Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points.

2 Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.

3 You don’t get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that’s the

way the game is played.

 

Here is a guide to the point system :

SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS

You stay by her side the entire party (0)

You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy (-2)

Named Tina (-4)

Tina looks beautiful (-6)

SIMPLE DUTIES

You make the bed (+1)

You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)

You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)

You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) In the rain (+8)

But return with Beer (-5)

You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)

You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)

You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)

You pummel it with iron rod (+10)

It’s her pet (-10)

HER BIRTHDAY

You take her out to dinner (0)

You take her out to dinner and surprise her (+1)

You get her a beautiful card and a nice pair of ear rings (+2)

You forgot the flowers (-2)

You Neighbors got his wife a saree and took her on a holiday (-50)

A NIGHT OUT

You take her to a movie (+2)

You take her to a movie she likes (+4)

You take her to a movie you hate (+6)

You take her to a movie you like (-2)

It’s called ‘DeathCop’ (-3)

You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)

YOUR PHYSIQUE

You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)

You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)

You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)

You say, “It doesn’t matter, you have one too.” (-8000)

ENJOY THE BIG QUESTION

She asks, “Do I look fat?” (-5) (Yes, you lose points no matter what)

You hesitate in responding (-10)

You reply, “Where?” (-35)

Any other response (-20)

COMMUNICATION

When she wants to talk about a problem You listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression (0)

You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)

You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)

She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10000)

AM I IN LOVE ??????

I woke up today morning and this question hit me ! "AM I IN LOVE " . I was a person who never believed love can happen to me . But today morning i felt like "Have i also been hit ".

There have always been people around me who have tried to make me understand what love means to them and how much they like their girl . "What inspired them to fall in love " , was my first question and "What is love " was my second ! They have always made me realise that there is something called love which u can share with only one person and u'll do anything for her cos u like that much ! But i was not satisfied !

Why do i love her ? Do i love her beacuse she has always been around ! Come good times or bad time she has been there to support me ! The one person i rely on most ! The only person who stays calm ,quite and even manages to smile when i'm wild with her! There are many questions like this for which i dont have answers ! But i have a very stong liking for her ! Is that love ? I'm not sure !

In life , you never realise things when they've always been with you ! Once they start fading away , you understand it's worth and the importance of it being with you ! I dont know when i started liking her ! But i've always been liking her ! The fact was i never realised that I liked so much that , every day i spend hours with her . i cant spend a day without her ! Only when there arrived a day when i was not able to see her or spned time with her ,i came to realise how meaningless i was wihout her !

Yes ! I am in love ! I LOVE MY COMPUTER ! I cant stay away from her ! And cant let anything happen to her !I love her so much and i'll do anything to protect her ! many ppl like me do love their computers more than anything else ! it's just that they dont realise the importance now ! Sooner or later they will !

Love is BLIND !!!!